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Rett’s intestines continued to settle overnight, but she was still nowhere near healthy enough to ride on from Huanta. But she also wanted to reach the AirBNB we’d booked for three nights in the big city of Ayacucho, and Andrew and his family had suggested that they might be able to take us there just like they had brought us to Huanta. When we tried to call in that favor, they seemed (understandably!) a bit less-motivated to follow through, first trying to see if anyone else they knew could help us out, but dead-ends there led to them personally giving us a huge help once more.

Mom Gloria was absent this time, but Andrew, his dad, and his friend were again along for this excursion, again helping the bikes get strapped back onto the roof (in hindsight, we should have just left them there overnight!) I was secretly glad to have another opportunity to communicate with a Peruvian about Peru in English; we learned that no, they don’t drink the tap water either, that my interpretations of Peruvian vs. US culture weren’t totally off-base (Peru feels much less keeping-up-with-the-Joneses/show-offy to me), and that Andrew definitely has to adjust between driving cultures when he switches countries (and he seems to now prefer the more-orderly American style).

I had already learned from yesterday’s drive how proud Andrew’s parents were of their “milagro” (miracle), who went from a life in their mid-size Peruvian city where he loved American movies, to living and working and succeeding in the United States. But when I asked about the downside of his “success” that has him living a continent away from his family, Gloria got tears in her eyes that reminded my very much of my parents, and the wings that they selflessly helped my brother and I grow, despite knowing that they might lead us to fly away. But Andrew was also very interested to learn about early-retirement concepts, and I suggested that his citizenship in a low cost-of-living country (that he loves) gives him an easy and obvious early-retirement destination that many American FIRE-enthusiasts would be very jealous of.

Unlike yesterday’s drive, where we regretted not being able to bike through the surreal scenery, the ride into Ayacucho was much more enjoyable from inside an SUV, especially as we got closer to the city and its chaos. The narrow, crowded streets of the historic center would have been a nightmare to ride, but they also created an old-world atmosphere that we’ve felt only rarely in Peru. We gave hugs and goodbyes to our life-saving Good Samaritans, but were also glad that they accepted payment, with minimal protest, well above Andrew’s initial suggestion of gas money.

Our new AirBNB host in Ayacucho was just as flexible, happy to just unofficially shift our booking by a day due to our delayed arrival. The unit immediately made us feel like we were in Europe, and a walk to get groceries was enough to make us fall in love with the city, though our very-central location was surely a huge part of that. At the traditional market a couple blocks away, the fruit-and-vegetable vendor we bought from was interested to learn the English words for the items we bought (a first!), and as we moved on, we heard her repeating with amazement our cycling-through-Peru story to other vendors, a nice confirmation that we had actually communicated our story to her in Spanish! At the far end of the market, and older gentleman stopped us just to chat, first guessing that we were French, and then saying a lot of things we couldn’t understand, but maybe talking a bit about politics, while the women at the nearby stalls all laughed good-naturedly at our interaction. It’s small random encounters like that that (unfairly) separate a “great city” from a “mediocre city”.

Our AirBNB in Ayacucho. The massive colonial wooden doors behind Rett lead to the building’s courtyard, and the two “embedded” balconies, above and to the left, are our unit.
The courtyard of our AirBNB. The were at least half a dozen units secreted away in here, and ours is up the stairs behind Rett.
The courtyard of our AirBNB, seen from our entrance.
The view from one of our “embedded” balconies, to a restaurant we made the long journey to on our final night. From street-level, we’ve rarely seen such doors open, and we continued that practice (the street was pretty loud), but these doors unusually had been retrofitted with glass, and we definitely kept those “shutters” open most of the time to let light in.
What’s that noise? A parade going down our street? Of course, it’s Peru!
It was some sort of school-related parade, with Chinese-style dragons made of balloons, furries, and each school/class wearing different matching football jerseys.
The slow-moving parade completely backed-up traffic. Ayacucho is the most motorcycle-heavy city we’ve been in, presumably because their narrow width allows them to squeeze through tiny gaps on the narrow streets (Huanta, with wider streets, was notable for its huge amount of moto-taxis). They must have an enforced helmet-law too!

Our three days were spent mostly letting Rett continue to recover from her illness (and luckily there were no signs that my proximity to her expulsions had infected me), but our walks for supplies were enough to convince us that we wanted to spend more time in this city, so we added another two nights onto our AirBNB booking. We designated Friday, our second-to-last day, as the day for our major exploration, though I was doubtful that we would find enough entertainment to justify Rett’s 9:30am start-time.

But that’s because I hadn’t anticipated the class of school kids doing artwork at Plazoleta Santa Teresa. I was just trying to get a picture of the church (one of Ayacucho’s supposed biblically-significant 33), but a few of the boys were excited to hold up their drawings when they saw my camera. And then a girl came directly to say hello and ask questions, and with the ice broken, we were soon surrounded by the entire class, asking us about bands we like, asking us to sign their artwork (some of which were quite good and I felt bad defacing, but they insisted!), and causing consternation for their teacher, who was torn between giving them the “art” education they were supposed to be having, and this impromptu social learning opportunity (he rightly recognized that the latter was more rare and valuable). We spent nearly 30 minutes of our day right there, and it was among the most-rewarding 30 minutes we’ve had in Peru. The kids were just the right age, still young enough to not feel the need to hide their interest in these strange gringos, but old enough that their interest was genuine and produced good questions.

The boys who initially noticed us and showed off their artwork (what they were supposed to be doing here!)
The girl in the red glasses is the one who broke the ice.
Rett is mobbed by autograph seekers, who want to know everything about her, and what we think of Ayacucho. They all knew some words of English, but the girl in the “53” hat was nearly fluent, and put in an admirable amount of effort to communicate with us (and help the others).
Us and our 20 new Ayacucho friends!
The collection of gifts that the schoolkids insisted on giving us. I didn’t even know that one of the guys gave Rett his “Ayacucho” hat, which she tried to refuse multiple times, but I can always use protection for my balding head! (“I love EE.UU” isn’t “you”, but the Spanish abbreviation-of-plurals for “Estados Unidos”, aka “United States”).

We continued on our ad-hoc walking tour, where I was proud of my ability to correctly guess at worthwhile parts of the city based simply on the street structure on Google Maps (or is it just that any randomly-thrown dart at a map of Ayacucho would lead us to a worthwhile location)? We discovered that we should have been going to the Plaza Quattro grocery store all along; while the Maxis was quite good and had drawn us repeatedly to the historic streets, at the Plaza Quattro I got myself a microwave lasagna, they had Reese’s NutRageous bars, and a whole load of local “VRAEM” high-end chocolate! Then at a “biomarket” just a block from our place, they even had Bob’s Red Mill Nutritional Yeast!

A real-life Cerberus barks at us from a rooftop. Rooftop-barking dogs are fairly common, and while none of them has yet leaped upon our heads, their aggressive excitement tells me that it might yet happen (if only accidentally!)
An offshoot to a neighborhood to see some artisan shops was a failure on that specific dimension, but a success in every other way, including a visit to Templo Santa Ana, built in 1569 (that’s just 77 years after Columbus “discovered” the Western Hemisphere!)
“Arco de la Independencia”, at the southern end of a lovely linear park similarly dedicated to Peru’s (and South America’s) fight for independence from Spain (The Battle of Ayacucho was fought not far from the city).
I love a riverside mural that goes hard. The dove is like “have you considered peace, my brother?”, and the horse is like “I WANT NO PART OF THIS!!”, and the dude is just like “I hear nothing, but know that to death, we ride”.
Hey, aren’t they cute! (especially me in my new Ayacucho hat!)
Poinsettia and Purple.
I’d love to see the other side of the wall, to confirm my theory that the mural is essentially a view to the “inside”.
This, and the above mural, were on a pedestrianized alley literally around the corner from our AirBNB, not for tourists, just for Ayacucho (less-beautifully, we saw the tags of the “666” gang on many walls in the city).
A sculpture (at the city’s main roundabout) that goes just as hard as the horse-and-rider mural.
Foreground: the downtown colonial architecture of Ayacucho. Background: the rest of the city runs up the hillsides.
These whimsical pottery churches seem to be an Ayacucho signature, and here are placed on a building’s ridgeline.
In Ayacuchuo’s central plaza, Peru’s coat-of-arms in greenery (this plot was dedicated to General Sucre and, again, the fight for independence, so it contained similar designs for other South American countries).
The “Arc of Triumph”, commemorating a May 2nd, 1866 battle with Spain, is one of the best-maintained pieces of public architecture we’ve seen in Peru, and just happens to be at the end of the pedestrianized street that contains the Maxis supermarket that we visited our first few days.
The main Ayacucho Cathedral (completed 1672). Slightly more-ornate than most churches we’ve seen in Peru, but still in a block-brick style that feels heavier than similar European examples.
The inside of the Ayacucho Cathedral feels like a war museum, where the side walls are lined with a dozen gold altarpieces, that feel like they must have been stolen from other churches.
The altarpieces were toweringly impressive, but I think some of that is because you could easily approach them on the side walls of the sanctuary, vs. their “normal” location behind the altar (zoom in to see some bishop/pope/saint hanging over us from the very top, maybe even throwing the heavy-metal horns?)
After a pizza lunch in one wonderful courtyard (followed by purchases from the neighboring high-end cheese shop), we came over to this equally wonderful courtyard for some craft beers.
Like most craft breweries in Peru, Posoqo didn’t have many choices available, but their experimental coca beer (on the right) was excellent.
A rare Peruvian woman honored with a statue.
A huge artisan market is hidden several blocks outside the center, has only 8 reviews on Google Maps, and probably four times as many vendors as customers on this day. Even though we spent at least a minute loving these Peruvian/Star Wars crossovers, the artisan inside never even stepped up. Peruvian economics remain a mystery!
Rett spotted this street vendor making Muyuchi, an Ayacucho specialty. A sort of ice cream flavored with cinnamon and cloves, she spins the kettle in the wooden barrel of ice to freeze it up and scoop it out to us. It was a perfect mid-afternoon snack.
Ayacucho is a city of courtyards, where new worlds open that you could never imagine from the street. Many of them are public (this one had a computer shop at the far end), and we spent much of the day just randomly walking into any courtyard that we saw.
Templo y Convento de Santa Clara de Asís (1568)
“Chicago Illinois U.S.A.”! A little earlier I’d also seen a Chicago White Sox hat for sale (and not amongst a bunch of MLB gear either). I’ve seen a decent number of people wearing Chicago Bulls gear in Peru (due to the worldwide popularity of Nike’s Jordan brand), but this almost feels like Ayacucho is a sister city of Chicago!

We’ve stayed in many places in the Peruvian Andes that sit around 10,000 feet above sea-level (like Huaraz), and at these latitudes, that equates to a “cool paradise” climate where space-heating/cooling, while maybe desirable, isn’t necessary (it literally doesn’t exist anywhere). But Ayacucho, 1000 feet lower, seems to be even more-perfect. Inside, we never needed to do any “tricks” to warm up or cool down our AirBNB, and normal bedcovers, without any of the heavy wool blankets, were sufficient to make sleeping comfortable. Outside, I spent the day unbothered in pants and long sleeves, while Rett was fine with arms and legs bare, with no down jackets necessary even into the evening.

Pisco Sours at Via Via Cafe, where we stopped just for a drink, but then ended up staying for dinner (I had a sort-of alpaca stroganoff, while Rett had an alpaca burger).
Happy and healthy in Ayacucho, and comfortable in the outdoor restaurant even as darkness falls.
A closeup of one of the “twisted church” pieces of Ayacucho folk-art, in Via Via Cafe.
After dinner, we walked through the most-bustling nighttime street scene we’ve encountered in Peru (is it Ayacucho, or just that we’ve rarely been out at night?)
A dog sits human-like with his butt on the curb, watching the actual humans stream past.
While Ayacucho has a lot of local handicrafts, there is still plenty of mass-produced stuff for sale.
NIghttime glimpse inside a typically-overflowing clothing kiosk.
I bought some street-cheese just a couple days earlier, but *nighttime* street-cheese? Crazy!
Some bike tourers rate Ayacucho poorly because it’s a big city and the noise and chaos are a shock after living remote and rural, but we really loved the energy.
We should have asked this woman to trade bikes; just look at all that storage! But even better, put those pizza things in front of Rett’s face and she’ll never stop pedaling in order to get to them!

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